Surprise in the sink

Yesterday I was talking to my Uncle Bill on the phone and cleaning out the breakfast dishes in the sink. I thought there was a banana peel in the drain, so I grabbed it to throw it away; but I was wrong it was a SLUG!

Yes, that's right, there was a slug in the sink. I have no idea where it came from or how it got there; all I know is it was NASTY!!!

When I picked it up I let out the most blood curdling scream. My poor Uncle might have permanent hearing loss for reals.

I could not believe there was a slug in my sink. How freaking gross!

I thought I would post a picture because I know some of you are lucky enough to have never seen a slug. Good on you for that by the way.

So wrong!

Oh, and just for your peace of mind I salted that puppy, watched it shrivel (I find a small bit of future serial killer pleasure in that) and then turned on the garbage disposal.

The slug on the lip of the garbage disposal surrounded by wet, soggy Peanut butter Captain Crunch